I’m the Princess, you’re the bitch. Your cock has been throbbing at the thought of being My bitch, so call now dork!

I’ve found out a lot about guys during my first year away from home. I’ve come across two types of guys. The first type is only interested in themselves and how they’re going to get their icky boy thingie off today; the second type is only interested in pleasing me. I’m sure you can figure out which type of guy interests Me.

I am usually a sweet and happy person that everyone likes to be around, but I do have My princess diva moments when I don’t get what I want. I like making boys work for My attention. After all, aren’t I worth jumping through a few hoops so you can spend time with Me? I know that I’m worth it, and I know that you like being made to jump through those hoops just to please Me.